||[Dec. 24th, 2005|03:59 am]
johnnie alexandros imperialion
beers i've tried since starting christmas break:|
-bass pale ale
-xx amber (mexico)
-san miguel dark (philippines)
my cousin chris and i walked across the mexican border to see what was up in nogales. apparently a lot is up, but it's best not to inquire. incidentally, it seems the adventurous person can acquire any drug they desire within the first 20 feet of entering the country of mexico (drugs i've tried since starting christmas break: none). the whole first street is lined with nothing but "pharmacies", whose employees will follow you down the whole block naming off drugs expecting you to say, "wait, you have valium? well why didn't you say so earlier!" the next block is lined with nothing but little corner stores each selling the exact same merchandise for any price you're not too ashamed to name. "normally, this goes for $40, but.. my boss isn't here. i tell you what: what do you give me for this?" i started my bidding at 10, but i should've said 5, cos i probably could've actually gotten it for 10 then. anyway, it was interesting, but too stressful to walk for more than 2 blocks when every five feet someone else is trying to get you to buy "something for your neighbor's girlfriend!" and only one person would even speak to me in spanish! next time i need to just drive a good ways into mexico and find a nice, non-border town to hang out in.
king kong is long. there's not much else wrong with it, it's just long.
PS: did you know if you let a male rabbit hump your arm, he could break it?